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Aubrey Plaza in JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound’s Rouse Yourself 

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slopelyfe:

My 2500$ bike got ||||||| STOLEN!!!|||||| in denver last night! ||||||SIGNAL BOOST!!!!!||| from denver locals would be sick!!! This things unique as fuck, help my find the cunts who stole it so i can break their fucking legs!!!!!

Accept the fact that nobody is real as you & move on.

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after—silence:

"i said, ‘ah, you know me well…’"

Someway, baby, it’s part of me, apart from me”
You’re laying waste to Halloween
You fucked it, friend, it’s on its head, it struck the street
You’re in Milwaukee, off your feet

And at once I knew I was not magnificent

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

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Unffff. Loving my new goggles. So sick

American Horror Story Freak Show: Official Posters

Omfg yes!

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This scene in Inglourious Bastards, this particular part, was so brilliantly written. The characters are playing a game where you sit in a circle and write a famous person’s name on a card, flip it over, pass the card to the person next to you and stick it to your head without looking. Then you ask everyone questions to figure out who it is. This man- a Nazi commander- asked “Am I American?” (no but..) “Have I visited America?” (yes) “Was my visit fruitious?” (no) “Did I go against my will?” (yes) “Am I from a place you’d call exotic?” (yes) “Am I from the jungle?” (yes) “Did I go by boat?” (yes) “And when I got there was I bound with chains and presented in front of a crowd?” (yes!) “Well then. I know who I am. An African slave. No? Oh then I’m King Kong.” — and in one instance the viewer realizes the metaphor which King Kong was to the African slave trade (a truly Tarantino way of inserting social awareness through dialogue spoken by social oppressors) as well as takes a moment of almost comic relief to a very strange middle ground since we see just how intelligent and foolproof this man is. This is good filmmaking. 

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